Marriage Counseling, Tennessee-Style

Earl and Bubba, two good ol' boys from Tennessee, are quietly sittin' in a boat fishin',

chewin' an' drinkin' sweet tea when suddenly Bubba says,

"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

 

Earl spits, sips his tea and says,

"You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."